officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

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Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.
Stephanie KleinStraight Up and Dirty: A Memoir (via feellng)


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FIRMLY GRASP IT

yycolon:

FIRMLY GRASP IT

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lesserjoke:

The one on the right looks so upset about this development.

lesserjoke:

The one on the right looks so upset about this development.

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sunnier-skies:

For a brighter tomorrow follow sunnier-skies

sunnier-skies:

For a brighter tomorrow follow sunnier-skies

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